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The Accountant’s Tattoo

An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow, two, once in awhile I like to play with my money, three, I like how my money feels in my hand, and lastly; Instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks any time you want!!!"

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