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A bloke goes into a supermarket and buys: 

  • one tin of beans 
  • one bag of crisps 
  • one pack of burgers 
  • one tub of ice-cream 
  • one cake 
  • one yoghurt 
  • one pint of milk

He takes them over to the blonde checkout girl, and she looks at what he has bought and asks if he is single. The bloke says, "Yes. How did you guess?" 

The blonde replies: "You’re an ugly bastard."

 

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