I was fascinated to find out the other day some new research into the Big Bang. That’s the theory which says about 15 billion years ago, a tremendous explosion happened which created the universe.
Researchers are now saying the Big Bang is actually part of a continuing and endless cycle of explosions and expansions that last trillions of years.
The cycle begins with the Big Dinner and Drinks, then the Big Bang, which is followed by a Big Cigarette, a Little Nap, then another Big Bang.
Then, rudely enough, the Universe goes back to its own apartment and never calls.