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The Difference Between Aussies, Americans, Canadians and Brits

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can’t possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that’s the government’s job.

Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to their country.
Canadians: Can’t agree on the words to their anthem, so they can’t be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.

Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don’t, but only because they can’t get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs to Britain, where everybody loves them.

Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, more hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they’ve ever played.

Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add "G’day", "mate" and put a heavy accent to every
word to sound cool.

Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they also live on an Island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping for gas, & liquor.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping for gas, & liquor.

Americans: Love cold, bad-tasting beer.
Canadians: Love strong, bad-tasting beer.
Brits: Love warm, bad-tasting beer.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.

Americans: Think that poverty & failure are morally wrong.
Canadians: Think that wealth and success are morally wrong.
Brits: Think that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited rights.
Aussies: Think that none of this matters after several beers.

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