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The Grocery Store

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his drawers. He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him, gave him a good going over then called on the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn’t know. She asked him also to take down his pants. He did, she gave him a good feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had already seen was way cool. He had never had sexual contact of any kind with a female, so thought this was his big chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said… "Cleanup, register 5!"

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