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The Old Woman

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish Sydney City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. The old woman sniffs the air. the young woman turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator. The old woman sniffs the air, and again is arrogantly turned on, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says … "Broccoli. 49 cents a kilo."

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