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The Stowaway

A young blonde woman in Sydney was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing  herself from the Harbour Bridge .

She went down to the bridge and was about to leap into the frigid  water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the  Bridge crying.

He took pity on her and said "Look, you have so much to live  for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my  ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I’ll keep you happy, and you’ll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. "After all, what do I have to  lose?"

Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a  lifeboat.

From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a  piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until  dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was  discovered by the captain ."What are you doing here?" the captain  asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, who’s stowed me  away", she explained, "I get food and free passage to  Europe , and he’s screwing me."

”He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Manly  Ferry."

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