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Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…

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Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk…

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Things that are Absolutely Impossible to say when you’re drunk…

  •  Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.
  •  Nope, no more booze for me.
  •  Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  •  No kebab for me, thank you.
  •  Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  •  I’m not interested in fighting you.
  •  Oh, I just couldn’t – no one wants to hear me sing.
  •  Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
  •  Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
  •  I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

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