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When I was Considerably Younger

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a date at her parents’ home.

I’d scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster.  Champagne ..

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied. "but my mother’s not expecting a blow job tonight."

"Bon appetit", I said…

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