The Talking Clock 
21-VI-1999

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom.

"Wassat big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"Thassa talking clock" the man replied.

"Howzit work?"

"Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "Fuck off you arsehole! It's 2 am!"