The Razor Blade
12-VII-1999

A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she also had castrated her husband, & circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, given a vicar a hair lip -- and there were still 5 shaves left!