The Screw
30-VIII-1999

The father was very anxious to marry off his only daughter so he wanted to impress her date. 

"Do you like to screw," he says. 

"Huh" replied the surprised first date. 

"My daughter she loves to screw and she's good at it, you and her should go screw," carefully explained the father. 

Now very interested the boy replied, "Yes, sir." Minutes later the girl came down the stairs, kissed her father goodbye and the couple left. 

After only a few minutes she reappeared, furious, dress torn, hair a mess and screamed "Dammit, Daddy, it's the TWIST, get it straight!"