The Bar
29-XI-1999

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their professions:

The one guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE....ya know...Young, Urban Professional."

The second guy says, "I'm a DINK...ya know...Double Income, No Kids."

They asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied......"I'm a WIFE...ya know....Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."