The Starter's Pistol 
28-II-2000

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself."

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter's pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. Much to his delight, he discovers his wife is in bed, naked and waiting for him. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the building urge to unload. In order to startle himself, he fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

"Not so good, doc. When I fired the pistol, my wife shat on my face, bit 3 inches off my cock and the mailman came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"