The Currency Exchange 
24-IV-2000

A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money than he got last week. The teller says, "Fluctuations." The Asian man, with an astonished look on his face, stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said, "Fluc you Amelicans too!"