The Amazon Explorer
18-IX-2000

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a large bloodthirsty group of savage natives. He quietly says out loud, "Oh God, I'm screwed!" Suddenly, there is a ray of light from above and a voice booms out, "No, you're not screwed yet. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of their chief standing in front of you." So, the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living crap out of the chief. As he stands above the lifeless body, with the shocked and angry looks of the natives closing in on him, he looks upward and says, "What now God?" And God's voice booms out, "Okay...now you're screwed!"