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The Arab on the Underground
17-XII-2001

I don't normally send this type of scare mongering but I have heard this from a few independent sources!
'Yesterday I was on the Underground travelling on the Northern line. An Arab looking man got off the train and I noticed that he had left his bag behind. I grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him at the top of the escalator and handed him back his bag.
He was extremely grateful to me and reached into his bag which I noticed contained bundles of banknotes. He offered me a reward, but I refused. So he looked round, made sure nobody was looking and whispered to me: "I can never repay your kindness Sir, but I will try to with a word of advice for you. Stay away from Aberdeen Steak Houses".
I was terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?" I whispered. 
"No Sir", he whispered back, "I went there yesterday evening - the food was shit and the dessert selection extremely limited."'

 
 

 

 
 

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