The Irish Hunters
7-I-2002

A couple of Irish hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile and calls 000 .

He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."

Silence for a moment, then the operator hears a shot..... and the hunter says, "OK, now what?"