I'm a Firm Believer in God
21-I-2002

A guy is sinking in his boat and the water is up to his knees.
A guy in another boat pulls up to him and tells him to get into the boat.
The man in the sinking boat only says, "I'm a firm believer in God, he will save me."
The man shrugs and drives away.
Now the water is up to his waist and another boat pulls up to him and the driver tells him to get in.
Like before, all he says is, "I'm a firm believer in God, he will save me."
So the second man drives away.
Now with the water up to his chin, a rescue helicopter drops a rope ladder down and tells him to climb up.
All the drowning man says is, "I'm a firm believer in God, he will save me."
So the helicopter flies away.
A few hours later, the boat is gone and the man had drowned.
When he gets up to heaven, he says to God, "Hey, why didn't you save me?!"
God replies, "Well DUH, I sent you two boats and a helicopter!"