Four Worms
13-V-2002

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day:

The first worm, in alcohol---dead.

Second worm, in cigarette smoke---dead.

Third worm, in sperm---dead.

Fourth worm, in soil---alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms.