Condom Sponsors
30-IX-2002

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

•  Nike Condoms: Just do it
•  Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
•  Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
•  Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
•  Optus Condoms: Yes!
•  KFC Condoms: Finger lickin' good
•  M&Ms Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
•  Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going.....
•  Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can't stop
•  Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the spirit
•  Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day
•  Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum (available in Tasmania only)
•  Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected
•  VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now
•  Swan Lager Condoms: They said you'd never make it.....
•  Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek - (target gay market)
•  Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?
•  Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together
•  Quicken Condoms: Quicken. Easy.
•  McDonald's Condoms: Things that make you go hmm.........

The following brands would probably not sell very well...

•  Mitsubishi Condoms: Please consider
•  AFL Condoms: I'd like to see that
•  Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year...
•  Samboy Condoms: The flavour really hits you
•  TAC Condoms: Speed kills
•  Nobby's Condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts
•  Bolle Condoms: Put 'em on your face
•  Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm
•  Aussie Home Loans Condoms: We'll save you