A Tattoo with a Difference

4-VIII-2003

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants

a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini

line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So

the guy does it and it comes out looking real good. The woman then instructs

him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry Christmas" Up on her left thigh. So the

guy does it and it comes out looking good too. As the woman is getting

dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell

me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?" She said, "I'm

sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing

good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."