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Weapons of Mass Destruction @ Google
17-V-2004
Something a little different...
1) Go to Google.com. <http://www.google.com>
2) Type in "weapons of mass destruction," DON'T hit the enter button.
3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button instead of the normal Google
"search" button (this is below the search line)
4) THE "ERROR MESSAGE" APPEARS. READ THE ERROR MESSAGE CAREFULLY. Make
sure you read the whole error message.
This link may go away, but it used to look like this, in perfect Windows
Error format...
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These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed The weapons you
are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be
experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your
weapons inspectors mandate.
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Please try the following:
Click the Regime change button, or try again later.
If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar,
make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).
To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then
click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click
Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government
or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can
examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass
Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them, click Detect
weapons Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them.
Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine
what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests,
make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the
Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab,
scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your
exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.
Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
Bush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he
found was this lousy T-shirt.
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