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Finding Inner Peace

5-VII-2004

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me... and at this time of year we all could use a little ...... calm!!! By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........ the article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.... and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how fucking good I feel....

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...
 

 
 

 

 
 

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