A Cowboy and his Horse

21-II-2005

A cowboy had been caught by some Indians and was about to be executed when they asked him for any last request. So he walked over to his horse and whispered something in its ear. The horse took off madly over the hills and then came right back with a beautiful naked blonde on its back.

The cowboy took the blonde to a teepee and they make love. Then he came back out and requested another talk with his horse. The Indians, amazed, agreed again. So the cowboy walked over to the horse and whispered in his ear again.

The horse took off and then came back with a beautiful naked redhead. He takes her into another teepee and they again make love. He comes out and once more asked to talk to his horse.

The Indians once more agreed. So he walked over to the horse and whispered something else into its ear. The horse took off and then came right back with a beautiful naked brunette on its back. The cowboy took the brunette to a teepee and they make love.

Then he came back out and requested another talk with his horse. The Indians, totally amazed by this point, agreed again. So the cowboy walks over to the horse and says, "I'm only going to do this once more, now read my lips, 'posse'"!