A Soldier in Uniform

13-II-2006

A Soldier in uniform, running very hard came upon a nun standing on the road. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."

Thought unusual, the nun agreed to his request.

Shortly thereafter, two Military Police came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She pointed in a direction and replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt And said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said she could fully understand the fear.

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen. The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either."