The Colorado Woods

25-IX-2006

While walking through the Colorado woods a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly  against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity what  the heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening  to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious the man says, "Well, OK."

He wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.

With this the  other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewellery, and car keys, stripped him naked, and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened  to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear, and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake."