The Permanent Erection

5-II-07

A man comes into a pharmacy and asks the female attendant whether there was a male pharmacist he could talk to.

The woman says that she's a pharmacist and owned the store along with her sister so there was no male pharmacist available. However, she adds, she was a professional and he could talk over with her any problem he might have assuring him that it would be treated with absolute confidentiality.

The man says: "Well this is difficult for me to talk about but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I want to know what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist says: "Excuse me a minute. I'm just going to discuss this with my sister."

She disappears and comes back saying: "We discussed it at length and the best we can come up with is 1/3 ownership of the store, a company car, free room and board and $2,000 a month living expenses."