George Bush in Hell

24-III-08

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to Hell, where
the Devil is waiting for him.

'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil. 'you're on my list, but I have no
room for you. But since you definitely have to stay here, I am going to have
to let someone else go. 'I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad
as you. I'll let one of them go, but you'll have to take their
place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of
water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. such was his fate
in Hell.

'No!' George shouted. 'I don't think so. I am not a good swimmer, and I
don't think I could do that all day long'.

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer
and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, over and over,
time after time..

'No! I've got this problem with my shoulder, I would be in constant agony if
all I could do was breaks rocks all day', commented George.

The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the
floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread-eagle pose.. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does
best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said: 'Yeah,
I can handle this.'

The Devil smiled and said 'Ok, Monica, you're free to go!'