Tag: Great Lord

In the beginning, the plan for a divine human design was painstakingly implemented. 
"The nerve endings," said St. Peter, "how many will I put in her hands?" 
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked God. 
"Two hundred, O Mighty One." 
"Then we shall do the same for the woman." 
"How many nerve endings should we put in woman’s genitals, O Mightiest?" 
"How many did we put in Adam?" 
"Four hundred twenty, O Mighty One." 
"Oh yeah, now I remember, we wanted Adam to have a little fun procreating, didn’t we? Do the same for woman." 
"Yes, O Great Lord." 
"Wait! Hold it, Pete, Give her ten thousand, it’d be a hoot to hear her scream out my name…"