The beautiful princess frequently wandered through the woods searching for an enchanted frog who might actually be a handsome prince under a spell. One day she found an exceptionally ugly frog. Picking it up, she asked, "Are you a prince under a spell? If I kiss you, will you turn back into a prince?"
"Yes, I am, " the frog said. "But it’s a heck of a spell. It’ll probably take a blow job."
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess,
"I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dined on frogs legs in garlic butter, she laughed to herself and thought, "I don’t fucking think so."