Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.
- Nike Condoms: Just do it
- Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
- Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
- Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
- Optus Condoms: Yes!
- KFC Condoms: Finger lickin’ good
- M&Ms Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
- Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going…..
- Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can’t stop
- Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the spirit
- Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day
- Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum (available in Tasmania only)
- Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected
- VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I’ve got one now
- Swan Lager Condoms: They said you’d never make it…..
- Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek – (target gay market)
- Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?
- Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together
- Quicken Condoms: Quicken. Easy.
- McDonald’s Condoms: Things that make you go hmm………
The following brands would probably not sell very well…
- Mitsubishi Condoms: Please consider
- AFL Condoms: I’d like to see that
- Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year…
- Samboy Condoms: The flavour really hits you
- TAC Condoms: Speed kills
- Nobby’s Condoms: Nibble Nobby’s Nuts
- Bolle Condoms: Put ’em on your face
- Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm
- Aussie Home Loans Condoms: We’ll save you