The Monday Morning Mirth

Tag: Lone Ranger

  • The Lone Ranger and Tonto

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream, woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him, "What you think?"

    The Lone Ranger replies reassuringly, "Well, Tonto, it’s like this, God gives us miracles in life. Each day is a new beginning, just like every night there’s a new star in the sky. What do you think?"

    Tonto looks at him, confused and says, "Tonto think someone stole tent."

  • The Lone Ranger

    Tonto and The Lone Ranger are riding across the prairie, when they are surrounded by 10,000 Comanche Indians. The Lone Ranger sets up in his saddle, looks around and says "Well Tonto, Looks like we’re surrounded!".

    Tonto looks around and says "What’s this "WE" shit, white boy?"