The Monday Morning Mirth

Tag: Nuclear Power

  • Nuclear Power

    A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

    Oh, I don’t know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff… grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?"

  • Two Strangers on an Aeroplane

    Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in aeroplane.

    One guy says to the other, "Let’s talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"

    The first guy says, "Oh, I don’t know; how about nuclear power?"

    The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first:

    "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets, the cow, big patties, and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"

    The first guy says, "I don’t know."

    The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you’re qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don’t know shit?"