A Husband and Wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a PHONE CALL so that the kids will not decode…
One day they had a fight and wife stopped talking to the husband and they were talking to each other thru kids.
The husband said to his son – "Tell your mom that Daddy wants to make a ‘phone call’."
Mother replies: "Tell your dad that the Network is down today".
Dad replies: "Tell your mom that if there is no Network at home, I will go to a Public Phone."
Mother said to her son – "Tell your dad, if he dare go to a Public Phone, I will open a Call Center at home."