The Monday Morning Mirth

Tag: quot

  • The Gynaecologist

    It’s her first time at the gynaecologist. She’s up in the stirrups, and she’s scared to death. The gynaecologist says, "You’re nervous, aren’t you?"

    She says, "Yes. It’s my first time at the gynaecologist."

    He says, "Would you like me to numb you down there?"

    She says, "Please."

    He sticks his nose between her legs and goes, "Num, num, num…"

  • The Lone Ranger

    Tonto and The Lone Ranger are riding across the prairie, when they are surrounded by 10,000 Comanche Indians. The Lone Ranger sets up in his saddle, looks around and says "Well Tonto, Looks like we’re surrounded!".

    Tonto looks around and says "What’s this "WE" shit, white boy?"