Tag: YES

  • An Attractive Blonde from Cork

    An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino.

    She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’.

    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed… ‘YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’

    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’

    The other answered, ‘I don’t know – I thought you were watching.’

    MORAL OF THE STORY – Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men…. are men.

  • Two Bored Casino Operators

    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude." With that she strips naked from her neck down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs new clothes!" Then she hollers…"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" and begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"