A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter Scale has hit Pakistan . Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined, and the government doesn’t know where to start, with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. The USA […]
In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her […]
Done this before, but it’s funny. OK?
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats, and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since […]
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all […]
Bruce and Trevor are 2 Kiwi beggars. They beg in different areas of Bondi, Sydney.
Bruce begs just as long as Trevor but only collects $2 to $3 every day.
Trevor brings home a suitcase full of $10 notes, drives a Mercedes,
Lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Following complaints made to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the ‘Haka’ before their games, other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own.
The IRB Rugby World Cup 2006 Organising Committee has now agreed to the following pre-match displays:
The England team will chat […]
This is what we are missing! With writing like this, there really is no need for pictures!
We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and […]
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G’day Mate! Good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?" New Zealander: "The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid Aussie." Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, […]