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The Police Recruitment Interview

24-XI-08

A man, having applied to join the Los Lunas, New Mexico, police force, is being interviewed by the chief.

The  Chief says, 'Your qualifications are first rate but there is one important test that you must pass before I can hire you.'

Sliding a small bag  across the desk, he continues.  'Take this gun with 13 bullets, go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama voters, and a rabbit.'

The man asks, 'Why the rabbit?'

'Fantastic attitude!'  says the Chief, 'When can you start?'

 
 

 

 
 

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