Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don’t know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone say’s you don’t know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
Tag: Chicken
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Who is Jack Schitt? The Lineage Revealed
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The Chicken & the Horse
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, who loved to play together. One day, the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to get the farmer for help. Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer’s new Z23- series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he had time to save his friend’s life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy to see the chicken arrive in the shiny beemer, and managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer’s car, the chicken then drove slowly forward, and with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse! The friendship between the two animals was cemented – best buddies, best pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit , and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thingy" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him out, saving his life. Moral: When you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks.
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Egg and Chicken
So… there’s an egg and a chicken laying together in a bed the chicken is laying there with this big satisfied grin on its face, smoking a cigarette.
The egg is just laying there on its side, facing away from the chicken.
Finally the egg mumbles…. "Well I guess we finally answered THAT question."