Tag: Husband

  • The Personal Ad

    An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.

    They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

    "What happened?" she asks.

    "I’ve never been with a woman," he says, "but if it’s anything like a kangaroo, I’m gonna need all the room I can get."

  • The Razor

    A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she also had castrated her husband, & circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, given a vicar a hair lip — and there were still 5 shaves left!