THE ORIGINAL VERSION:
If you love something,
Set it free…
If it comes back, it’s yours,
If it doesn’t, it never was yours….
THE PESSIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.
THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.
THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
Set her free again, repeat *
THE LAWYER’S VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the matrimonial Freedom Act clearly
states that…
THE BILL GATES VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and
tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.