If You Love Something

THE ORIGINAL VERSION:

If you love something,

Set it free…

If it comes back, it’s yours,

If it doesn’t, it never was yours….

THE PESSIMIST VERSION:

If you love somebody,

Set her free …

If she ever comes back, she’s yours,

If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.

THE OPTIMIST VERSION:

If you love somebody,

Set her free …

Don’t worry, she will come back.

THE PLAYFUL VERSION:

If you love somebody,

Set her free …

If she comes back, and if you love her still,

Set her free again, repeat *

THE LAWYER’S VERSION:

If you love somebody,

Set her free…

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second

amendment of the matrimonial Freedom Act clearly

states that…

THE BILL GATES VERSION:

If you love somebody,

Set her free…

If she comes back,

I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and

tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.