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The Romantic Wife

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are  sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If  you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"

 

The husband replied: "I’m taking a dump. Please advise."

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