Things that are Difficult to Say when you’re Drunk

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…

•  Innovative
•  Preliminary
•  Proliferation
•  Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk…

•  Specificity
•  British Constitution
•  Passive-aggressive disorder
•  Transubstantiate

Things that are Absolutely Impossible to say when you’re drunk…

•  Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.
•  Nope, no more booze for me.
•  Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
•  No kebab for me, thank you.
•  Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
•  I’m not interested in fighting you.
•  Oh, I just couldn’t – no one wants to hear me sing.
•  Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
•  Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
•  I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.