The Bedouin and the Ventriloquist

An American ventriloquist visiting Saudi Arabia walks Into a small village and sees a Bedouin (villager) sitting outside his tent patting his sheep dog. 

He figures he’ll have a little fun, so he says to the Saudi  ‘Salaam, mind if I talk to your dog?’ 

Bedouin: ‘The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid American.’

Ventriloquist: ‘Hello dog, how’s it going ?’

Dog: ‘Yeah, doin’ all right.’ 

Bedouin: (look of extreme shock) 

Ventriloquist: ‘Is this Bedouin your owner?’  (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: ‘Yep’ 

Ventriloquist: ‘How does he treat you?’ 

Dog: ‘Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me Great food And takes me to the wadi (lake) once a week to play.’ 

Bedouin: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: ‘Mind if I talk to your horse?’

Bedouin: ‘Uh, the horse doesn’t talk either…I think.’ 

Ventriloquist: ‘Hey horse, how’s it going?’

Horse: ‘Cool’

Bedouin: (absolutely dumbfounded) 

Ventriloquist: ‘Is this your owner?’  (Pointing at the villager) 

Horse: ‘Yep’

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? 

Horse: ‘Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the tent to protect me from hot sun.’

Bedouin: (total look of amazement) 

Ventriloquist: ‘Mind if I talk to your sheep?’

Bedouin: (in a panic) "No no! The sheep’s a bloody liar!!"

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