The Bar

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their professions:

The one guy says, "I’m a YUPPIE….ya know…Young, Urban Professional."

The second guy says, "I’m a DINK…ya know…Double Income, No Kids."

They asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied……"I’m a WIFE…ya know….Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."